The Bar Where We Meet Tinder Dates Is Out of Company: A Shakespearean Tragedy

The Bar Where We Meet Tinder Dates Is Out of Company: A Shakespearean Tragedy

by Kerry Elson

SCENE 1. a recreations club near Union Square in Manhattan. KERRY is sitting with MATT at a romantic table for two.

KERRY : O, Matt of Astoria, exactly just How pleasant to meet up with you right here, as of this club, that we selected specially for the unique rendezvous. Plus it is where I meet all my Tinder dates For the time that is first i will be comforted by routines. Pray tell, hath ye siblings?

MATT : i actually do perhaps maybe maybe not understand that last thing about the bar but – Indeed if you meant To tell me! I will explain my older sis.

Enter BARTENDER .

BARTENDER : we hath seen this girl usually At our establishment but each and every time she doth speak to a unique brown-haired gentleman, Perchance seeking love or At minimum some body with who to view Netflix’s GLOW . She always orders Bell’s Two Hearted Ale But, lo, we shall imagine i actually do perhaps not understand.

Exeunt KERRY , MATT , and BARTENDER .

SCENE 2. the sports that are same. KERRY is sitting with ANDREW during the table that is same two.

KERRY : God speed, good Andrew of Bushwick! The keto diet, And Karl Ove Knausgaard until our merry chat this eve, I did not know so much about Walking meditation. Many thanks for the teachings!

ANDREW : O, it really is my pleasure to spell out My hobbies! Shall we now have a 2nd round?